This is a little story that
Rejelle and I wrote, well years ago.
It might need a little explaining. See, we stayed up till 3a.m. wrote this and then stayed up a couple more hours, so it's safe to say that we were tired. However, the misspellings are not because we were tired. They're part of the story.
Well anyway, enjoy!
Getsted Stuff
by Rene and Preciosa Lebron
Written while suffering from 3am SD
Once I was born. Then I was alive. But then I did not die (at least not yet) Then I gotsted a name. Then I gotsted teeth. Then I gotsted crawlers stuff. Then I got walkers stuff. Then finally I gotsted talkers stuff. And I got laughters stuff. As you can see mees gots lots of stuff. And after my gots dunn gotsting stuff fors a while, I did done gotsted done, done-ing gotsted stuff. And then of corse I gotsted learners stuff, but it aren’t been much helps to mees yet. So then after mees was gotsted learners and all them others stuff, my doen’t knowed twhat to dos with meself. But then thats friendship stuff was gotsted, and I’s did dones getsted friends. And then of corse my’uns done gotsted some of themses enemies stuff too. And I’s starts to wonders iffens there’s anythings elses I’d be getsting. My’uns not was expecting to, but then mees did. But I’s done gots plenty much stuff to keep my busy and none bored any. Mom said ones day I’d gets that romance stuff buts I’s hopes not. Then a times done cominged when mees was rightly walking on the road, and my’s sees something funny. It was a thingy-ma-do-whpperdly rightly so it were. I’s was hopings that I’d stops getsting alls these thingy-ma-do-whapperdly sometimes. So then my’s were thunkings, and mees decided to go floatstingses down the purty waterly flall. Afters that I decided nots to do that againe any times soon! After that, I’s weres gotsting tarbly hungry. Sos my’s decided tos gos and find a rubbit. But alls I could done find was chickenses sos I did done find a chicken. After I were done done finding that thar chicken, I’s did done found me a grapely vine, and hadsted mees good grapelys. And then I tried to find a banas farm for some banas but thens I did done learns that there’s aren’t non of them thar banas farms round heres. Mee’s were so sad aboutsted that I nearly felled meself over a tree stumping. Soens then I’s sats down on thats stumping to cries some. Then after mees was done gotsting sad, my were bored to me skull. So I decided to go chases some of those chickenses I’d done found. That twered very fun! But I’s done did get tired outs bys it. So mees lyed down on the grounds under me a nice tree and felled me to sleep. Whens I did done wake ups I’s weren’t none ables to sees nothing. Sos then I’s done did rightly decide to goodly.
The End
